Saturday in Tijuana! I know, it’s not much of a reason to get excited but Santas Bro was due in town so I was looking forward to seeing him. After my day 3 ball draining by Flor I had a reasonably good nights sleep so I was up early to make sure I met Santas Bro at Noon at the Hong Kong when he would make his triumphant entrance. So strap in again for a long read.

The usual routine of watching people at the Hotel Nelson and krico joined me and we quickly headed off to Hong Kong to procure a good seat and wait for the legend to arrive. We did stop by and say hello to Ms. Calabazas who offered me romance for 200 Pesos but I had to put her off since I had my scheduled appointment.

We got to Hong Kong and were watching the Champions League final and finally Santas Bro appeared and drinks were quickly ordered. krico had never met Santas Bro in person so they took some time talking as they live in the same area. krico was curious about Santas asian massage parlor that gives him outstanding service.

We sat there for a bit and Santas had his first tequila guy come an dump a bunch of tequila down his throat while we watched the game. The game went to extra time so we bailed just to get a change of scenery and headed to Tropical Bar to watch the rest of the game. It went to penalties and all was done. I did see Flor who was sitting at her usual spot. I told her not today as I was with my friend. Seeing how I am a gentleman and figured I ruin it for the rest of you I gave her 200 Pesos and a kiss.

We bounced around for a bit and time was slowly sliding by. At some point krico parted with us to session with some girl and Santas and I started our low end bar tour looking for diamonds in coal fields. We were like two independent miners prospecting for the impossible. Santas at one point started to dance and have a grand time with the ladies. We were a hit in pretty much every low end shithole that we were going into. By this point Santas wasn’t feeling pain and I was enjoying hanging out with him.

Eventually krico caught back up to us and we wandered into some more shitholes before we hit Adelitas. I at some point had taken a viagra and was ready to fuck and I knew the tiny little thing that stood outside La Gloria bar was there and today was to be the day. So I told the guys I would meet them in 20 minutes in Adelitas.

I told you to remember this girl in day 3 of the Tijuana Times report and now you are going to find out why.

I grabbed her and we quickly agreed to 200 Pesos totally nude for 2 position. This girl was tiny. If you like spinners there could possibly be a picture of her next to the definition. So I was looking forward to seeing that tiny little body completely naked besides the schoolgirl uniform she was always wearing.

We go upstairs and I pay for the room and with a 100 Peso bill and took my 20 Pesos back from the guy. We get to the room and I start to take off my shirt and Ms. Tiny goes you need to pay me now. Huh? I reply no I’ll pay you after and here is the money (I flashed it) so you know I’m good for it and I understand its your job and so much respect. No. Pay before. Um.. that’s not happening. She stands there looking at me so I put my shirt back on and walked out the door heading to the counter where I paid for the room.

I get there and ask for my money back. Guy is like I can’t I already booked it. Yes you can, here is 20 Pesos so give me the 100 Pesos bill back. No. I booked it. Wrong answer. Lets try this again. Your girl didn’t provide service. The room wasn’t used. I want my money back and here you go. So he says wait a minute and takes money from some Mexican guy off to bang a chica. He was going to start again when I said I just watched you enter the room fee in the computer. You can void the transaction so give me my 100 Pesos back. Fine. So handed him 20 Pesos in coins and I got my 100 Pesos bill and that was the end of that.

What the fuck! That was annoying as hell but you monger long enough you deal with the shit thrown at you. Stand your ground and be firm. Look, never pay up front. She’s been paid and the odds of her delivering are slim to none. The no refund on the room was shit so I was like nope you are giving me my money back. You aren’t get 100 Pesos for fucking nothing. The natives in monger areas are always out to scam you. If you tolerate this shit you are the weak one not them.

With that out of the way I joined the boys in Adelitas. They asked what happened and I explained and everyone agreed it was the right thing to do. We had a corner booth and I was enjoying a beer and Santas was having more tequila dumped down his throat. Eventually a large chested but proportional woman comes up to me and starts grinding on my lap. I had her tits in my mouth and at some point some light french kissing. I bought her a drink to see if she would continue the fun and games and she got a little more into it with more titty and kissing time. Of course my dick is rock hard form the viagra and Daddy didn’t raise no fool so you can guess what happened next.

Ariba!

We go upstairs and I pay the room in the hotel above Adelitas. She wanted $60 and that was fine by me. She started with a nice BBBJ (I forgot to ask so was happy I got it). My dick was already rock hard but I do love me a BBBJ. Once she felt I was sufficiently primed she put the condom on and jumped on the S.S. Spanky and we started cowgirl. At some point she went reverse cowgirl and while I’m not an ass man it looked good for some reason so I was really into it. She switched back around and did this weird cowgirl thing where she closed her legs and kinda rode up and down on my dick. It felt fucking great and I emptied into the condom. Sweet relief.

We cleaned up and headed back downstairs to find Santas still going and krico just enjoying hanging out. The girl I just fucked asked for another drink but I wasn’t feeling it so I politely declined and I ordered a post fuck beer to relax.

At some point we moved on and the low end bar tour continued. I lost count of the places we went into. At some point one bar blurred into another. We wandered back into Hong Kong and one of the waiters recognized Santas so we got a okay table upstairs. There was some dude just taking up a prime booth and the bathroom attendant apparently didn’t like him so he started to fuck with him. Eventually the guy sipping on his bottle of water got the hint and the bathroom guy cock blocked others trying to grab the table and told us to move there. He asked for a tip and I honestly didn’t even think of it but he deserved it. Dude is hustling so I respect the hustle if something is delivered so hooked him up with a 50 Peso note.

Santas had more tequila dumped down his throat and we were joined by a friend of krico’s. He isn’t a hardcore monger so no handle so I’ll call him the San Fran Shy Guy or San Fran for short. He doesn’t drink or smoke and to be honest wasn’t sure he fucked. I met him through out the trip but he was always in wander around mode. We were joined by this hot little number that didn’t seem to be interested in hustling drinks or money. She started with krico then moved to Santas. Drinks were being bought for her but she wasn’t slugging them down and was cool just hanging. krico was in the mood for something else and Santas wasn’t sure what he wanted. I told her I was fucked out at the moment so she went to San Fran.

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San Fran and his lap dancer.

We all roll differently but I kid you not San Fran sat with this little tiny thing on his lap for at least an hour that I paid attention. I was like dude, go and fuck her. What the hell is wrong with you. She may not be into you but she isn’t having an awful time either else she would have bailed. Eventually we got bored of watching San Fran and what we hoped would be his evening fuck. krico was going to fuck another appointment so Santas Bro and I headed out.

Santas was pretty drunk at this point and I was like lets go to Chicago Club. It has talent shockingly enough.

I should give some back story about Santas and the Chicago Club. He was fucking a waitress out of there for months then one day she did something that annoyed him. So he grabbed another girl and fucked her. The waitress took his friend and grudge fucked him. Once Santas staggered out of Chicago Club sometime towards the wee hours of the morning two of Tijuana’s finest “detained” him for “disrespecting a girl”. They locked him up in the local holding cell and he spent some time reflecting on his actions. They never took his money and he had around $300 with him. However, it shook him up badly and he never really ventured into Tijuana again.

So Santas was like fuck it! She’s gone and by now and I am not letting any bitch stop me so lets go. So off we went. We sat down and ordered some drinks and true to my words there were hotties in there! Santas has an attractive one on him and I had one giving me a hell of a massage. I offered mine a drink if she kept up the massage and Santas bought his a drink as well. They seemed to be getting along well and he had no flash backs to getting arrested.

At some point Santas was like I’m going ariba you going to be here? I was like sure. The girl giving me a massage was like for $5 I’ll keep massaging you. I was like fuck it, worse ways to pass time while waiting for Santas. So I got a nice massage for 20 minutes or so while Santas went upstairs to exorcise what demons remained and fucked the girl.

Eventually he returned and it was like 2:30 in the morning. Santas was heading back to Los Angeles in the morning so he was going to wait till 4 AM then head toward the border. He was till pretty drunk and I was tired but wanted to stay with him so I suggested La Gloria Bar for a cauguma to pass the time and maybe find a late night fuck for myself.

We get into LA Gloria Bar and its crowded. The putas were dancing with the locals, drunks passed out at tables. I quickly ordered two cauguma’s for myself and Santas and  I started to people watch. Santas started to slump but when I inquired about his health he would answer he was okay. I was like cool. So another 45 minutes passed and I was getting more sleepy the longer I sat. I finally asked Santas if he was going to be ok. It wsa 3:15 in the morning and I was going to fall asleep at the table. Santas said he was fine so I switched my mostly emptied cauguma with Santas that was barely touched. I asked a younger Mexican guy sitting by himself if he wanted it and he was like yes and thanked me. I said my good byes to Santas and went out and flagged a taxi back to the hotel.

So ended another glorious day in Tijuana!

Spanky

PS – Santas is alive. I did check on him and he reported he got back to LA and slept till 3 AM Monday. So no I didn’t leave him to die.