Thought I hit publish on this but I suck. Didn’t realize it till now. Been dealing with power issues in room. There might have been a BJ too. Spanky

Thais is a tale from last night or today. Considering I am ahead of most of you I can write this stuff almost same day it happens. So I’ll give you a tale of pissing down.

Quiet Night In

I was in my room minding my own business. In fact, I was taking care of financial business back in the US as I had to move money around. So a few Skype calls and all was well.

Checked Line chat and asked who was out and was told where to meet and figured I have a few then be in by 1 or 2 AM and then get up and get my room cleaned.

How wrong I was.

2 AM Somewhere

It was 2 AM and the bar I was at was going off but I didn’t want to get slaughtered and be so drunk I could not stand so I ejected with a friend. We headed to Walking St via a Baht Bus full of Soi 6 girls. There was a point I thought I was hated on that soi, this guy is full on fuck you die mode to these girls.

We get to Walking St and promptly get ignored in one gogo. We move to a friends gogo and things start to get interesting. We are now slamming shots but now its 3 AM and due to police they have to close it down.

So move on to a beer bar full of African freelancers.

Service And Price Point

So we order up some drinks and I get some smelly ass African girl. This isn’t like maybe it was hot and she had a sweat going on. She full on reeked like she was allergic to bathing. The worst part was she was glued to me like stink on shit. Unlike stink on shit, I could not get rid of it.

Finally I took and piss and just moved away from her and got another African hooker. We get into discussions and she starts at 2000 and I am like fuck no. Then 1500 and I figured we have a starting point. I then go blowjob no condom. I respond nope. She goes 1000 Baht but need condom from BJ. I was like fuck that! Finally just paid bin and went to iBar.

iBar

When I came here on holiday I never went to iBar. For religious reasons and the fact I’m not a douche who “smartens up” for a Soi 6 hooker who didn’t get a customer or gogo girl with the same problem.

We met up with a group of guys who we all knew and had a few beers. Ran into a Soi 6 girl I knew and had featured in my double BJ lapdance from my last trip. So I was like let’s fuck because I think you are fun.

So we danced a bit. Had a few drinks. Then it was time to go because it was getting late at 6 AM. The bad part was that the rain had started to piss down so bad that it was going to suck getting back to my place.

Rain Hurts

We ran into a 7-11 that was doing a booming business in rain ponchos and jumped a motorsai. I told him where I lived and he was like ok.

We head out down the street and I’m like where you going? He tells me you say something else. I tell him no I didn’t. So back we go the correct. The driver is annoyed so he guns his bike and I am just getting pelted with rain. The poncho is doing fuck all and I’m cursing in Spanish at the guy so he doesn’t understand what I am saying and kills me.

Let me tell you at 60 km/h rain fucking hurts in the face. Having a passive/aggressive Thai man trying to kill you via weather is not fun people.

We finally get to my place and I pay him and guns off.

Let’s Get Ready To Rumble

Think my night is over? Not yet. Me and the girl were both hungry and we needed water so into 7-11. It was then I noticed a ladyboy with a cut foot bleeding all over the 7-11 steps. Another ladyboy yelling at her. I was like what?

I am standing there trying to puzzle this out when the girl I am with says boxing. This means there is a fight. Another farang comes along and goes move along mate they are going to fight. My brain processes this and I say thanks and in we go.

Turns out the guy is the DJ at Lucifer disco and the girl knows him. As we wait for our food to cook we watch the ladyboys starting to swing pool sticks at each other. Good times!

As we leave they are drunkenly trying to hit each other. The girl wants to watch. Me? I just want to get out of wet ass clothes and eat. So I grab her and go.

Pissing Down

So ended my adventure for a quiet evening in. Going to iBar, riding a motorbike in the rain, watching ladyboys fight in the rain.

For inquiring minds, we did the deed later that morning. We were both too tired to care about fucking.

The good times of living here never end.

Spanky