big vWhat the fuck. You can not look at any adult site without seeing penis enlargement ads. A search on Google yielded over 450,000 ads for supplements that are “Guaranteed to make your proudest possession larger.”

Really? Why?

Somebody must be buying this crap or there would not be so many ads selling it. My questions are simple. Why do so many dudes think they need to grow their tool and does this stuff actually work.

When the biker dropped his pants the girl saw his teeny weeny and said “Who do you plan to satisfy with that little thing?” He replied “Me” Bitch.

This was the prevalent thinking of men for a long time. Is it a sign of the times that men are now concerned with satisfying their sex partners? Seriously? A huge change in thinking of western men that shifts their concern to their partner and away from their needs and wants. Don’t make me fucking laugh. Men are competitive and my personal belief it is more rooted in their desire to be more like the “Studs” they see in porn. The prevalence and huge amounts of porn made available on the Internet has led young men to false conclusions about what is normal and not normal.

I played sports for most of my young years and not watching porn. Porn was only available in the “special theaters” and 8 mm films. You had to go out of your way to see porn. Eye contact is preferred in the locker room but sometimes it is unavoidable to see what your compadres are packing. The ones you see in porn were rare and the teeny weenies are rare and most dudes were somewhere in between. Black or white did not matter. The guy that got the most pussy in high school had a small dick. He had a line of shit a mile long and long blond hair. The guy with the biggest dick was so shy and afraid someone would notice it he would wait outside the men’s room for everyone to leave before going in to use it. He was the same with girls, extremely shy and self conscious. He eventually got a girlfriend and married her after high school. Moral of the story. Bigger does not get you more pussy.

I defer to the Mayo Clinic for serious talk on the subject. They have a report on their site that deals with penis enlargement.  http://www.mayoclinic.org/healthy-living/sexual-health/in-depth/penis/art-20045363?pg=1

I will save you some reading with the highlights. Their consensus is “its all bullshit”.

From the report:

The fear that your penis looks too small or is too small to satisfy your partner during sex is common. But studies have shown that most men who think their penises are too small actually have normal-sized penises. Similarly, studies suggest than many men have an exaggerated idea of what constitutes “normal” penis size.

Here are the facts:

  • The average penis measures somewhere between 3 and 5 inches (about 8 to 13 centimeters) when not erect, and between 5 and 7 inches (13 to 18 centimeters) when erect.
  • A penis is considered abnormally small only if it measures less than 3 inches (about 8 centimeters) when erect, a condition called micropenis.

What do they think of the supplements?

  • These usually contain vitamins, minerals, herbs or hormones that manufacturers claim enlarge the penis.
  • None of these products has been proved to work, and some may be harmful.

I find it amazing that so many men buy this crap. Save your money. Use it on women that don’t care about the size. Go to Asia where you will probably be considered larger than normal.

I leave you with this parting thought. Our greatest president in the latter part of the 20 th century was Bill Clinton. He was also know to have a small penis. It never slowed him down from getting lot of ass and becoming president. One time he was taking a leak at a fund raiser and Jesse Jackson walks up beside him and pulls out to piss. Bill noticed he was “hung” and asked him “Jesse why do black men have big dicks” He replied “Bill, we are not born with big ones, we make them grow that way”. Really” Wow can I do it”? Sure thing Bill. “Its all in the way you fuck. We slides it in slow then pulls it out fast. That stretches it and makes it longer.” The next day Bill decides to try it out. He is tapping Monica in the Oval Office and he slides it in slow then pulls it out fast. Monica has a puzzled look on her face and asks “Why are you fucking like Jesse Jackson”?