While many of you read about Scubabum, Big Daddy, Pattaya Bound, and Udubfan there was one more involved with all the craziness and that was the Racist Asian Brother (RAB), who was with us.  Big Daddy and I met the RAB on my first trip to Pattaya about 5 years ago and I run into him when I sleaze my way South across the border into Tijuana Mexico.  The RAB, as by his name is the most racist Asian on the face of this Earth and only likes white people.  Big Daddy and myself firmly believe he will be the first Asian Grand Wizard of the Ku Klux Klan.  They would not find a better champion for their ideas.

The RAB is a unique individual who goes on stream of conscience ramblings about anything and everything and you either learn to ignore them or you find yourself wanting to punch him.  Udubfan finds this particuarly irritating after one incident involving how a sea hawk is formed and involving the Madden Cruiser being able to fly across the Pacific Ocean.  Big Daddy would always wind up the RAB for amusement and get him firing on all cylinders just to watch others cringe.  Big Daddy, would usually be about 5 beers in and start going, “Bring me my fool!  The King needs his fool!”. I personally think he watched too many episodes of A Game of Thrones.

The interesting thing about the RAB is that he’s pretty fucking cheap in the grand scheme of things and he has a particular taste in girls.   Now, Walking St in Pattaya is a suckers bet as you spend double the drink prices, double the barfines, and end up paying way too much for the girls.  Yet, the RAB would stay at Secrets Hotel, and would seriously only bang gogo girls who were tall.  Now most Thai women are short and The RAB himself isn’t towering either being South East Asian himself.  So while the rest of us were trolling beer bars and getting girls for 1000 a night, the RAB would routinely be on Walking St trolling the gogos for his evening barfine.  Hell, until his last trip he would never fuck during the day short time only saving it for his longtime at night.  His favorite girl who is also a porn star named Pancake.  I won’t tell you where she works but is available if you email me.

After the RAB went home, Big Daddy would periodically muse that his missed his fool and needed entertainment.  Sadly no one was around to provide it.  My last sighting of the RAB was on a Baht Bus as he was headed to the Central Festival Food Court to spend down the last of his pass card that he had purchased as Big Daddy and I were well lubricated heading to Soi 6 to see what trouble we could get into.

Spanky