Elmo got more ass in Pattaya than any monger deserves. Little bastard was in more tits and panties then even my degenerate ass could ever hope for .
I had been hankering for a trip to Ban Chang and I never managed to pull it off. This trip I was determined so I had Pattaya Bound arrange with Cheap Charlie to make it happen and sure enough we did. I have no recollection of what day we went other than I had zero […]
Two charming ladies…. maybe.
This was the day Big Daddy finally arrived. I already had our day planned out and that meant going to the Tahitian Queen and getting drunk and eating chicken fingers and drinking cold ass beer while listening to good rock music which are rare in coyote or gogo clubs in Pattaya. So we are all […]
I admit I still have a Russian fetish when I am in Pattaya.
When you are drunk the dumbest shit seems like a really good idea at the time. Well this seemed like a good idea at the time until the next day when I had zero way of getting the shit off my nails. At the Tahitian Queen the girls found it hysterical. Finally at another bar a girl […]
I just realized I screwed up the posting schedule and what should have went live tomorrow went live today and I am technically behind on the pics but life goes on. It’s been busy here at Monger Travels HQ, mainly me sleeping and getting my fat ass back into shape again before I jump to […]
I like to think I’m a handsome, sexy man. Least thats what the girls in Pattaya call me and why would they lie? I know it’s not the money in my pocket that makes them want to be with me so I’m sticking to what they tell me. So as I eluded to I hit […]
After Michelle and I woke up from our previous evening I got the shock to end all shocks. She worked across the street at Billabong. Oh shit. I knew it was going to be bad from this point forward as I would end up seeing Michelle every day of my trip and while I’m not […]
So being known means I know the score in the bar and the hustle and bullshit stops immediately. Hell the girls find it amusing I am posting from here so another monger tip if you are too drunk or horney to know better. If you need to hit the titty bar atm just go the […]