There is something about early in the week that fucks with my schedule horribly but fear not, I return with the monger pic of the day.

Here In My Car

Just listen to the song Cars and you will get how my last two days have gone. Unlike feeling safe, I have been driving in Thailand. Driving a car versus a bike in a whole other world of pain because on a bike you can weave through traffic, in a car you just sit in traffic and get pissed at the bikes weaving through.

I was in a super, double secret mission to pickup Pattaya Bound at the airport to surprise his girlfriend for her birthday. Since it’s his car I was borrowing I had to make it look like I was going to Ban Chang which is where I normally go when I borrow the car. Getting to his house is the easy part, getting the car back to mine is where shit goes sideways almost all the time.

Unless you have driven in Pattaya you have no concept what it’s really like. It’s safe, for the most part, but still, when there is traffic it’s the most frustrating thing in the world and Pattaya Bound lives on the other side of Sukhumvit Rd so it’s always a joy to bring the car back.

So my Monday was spent waiting to get the all clear to get the car and the tedious task to bring the car back. Oh, and I forgot when I picked it up the car was out of gas so another stop there. When I got back to my place the furthermost thing I wanted to do was write. In fact, I just wanted to pass out.

Mission Accomplished

Tuesday morning my ass was up at ass o’clock in the morning or 6 AM. They are both the same to me and some days I go to bed later than 6 AM. I was out the door by 6:30 and on the road to BKK Airport. I made spectacular time getting there and all without speeding because fucking Thai police have cameras all over the place. Top speed is 120km and while his car can go beyond the engine clearly lets you know it’s not happy.

Parking at the airport is always an adventure. I spent 15 minutes in the parking garage cruising around looking for a parking space. Finally found one and backed in and then off into the airport to await Pattaya bound. First, his flight was delayed but they made it up in the air and he landed on time. This is where the shit goes sideways again.

Coming back we hit a massive traffic jam. The expressway was doing repairs and 2 lanes were closed. This means it was a giant cluster fucker to get anywhere. We finally got back to Pattaya after 2+ hours in the car.

If you combine all the time I was driving, plus the ass o’clock in the morning wake up I was exhausted. I returned to my place and promptly took a “nap” I woke up at 8 PM that evening. I slept for something like 6 hours. Best part still went to bed at Midnight and woke up at 10:30 AM this morning.

Guess I was tired.

Monger Pic Of The Day

Changing it up a bit for the monger pic of the day. This is some weird Japanese cosplay pornstar girl. I know fuck all about here but I like the look and figured what the hell. Little change of pace for everyone.

Go forth and prosper. Hopefully, you are as well rested as me!