When you are drunk the dumbest shit seems like a really good idea at the time.  Well this seemed like a good idea at the time until the next day when I had zero way of getting the shit off my nails.  At the Tahitian Queen the girls found it hysterical.  Finally at another bar a girl took pity on me and removed the polish.  Walking around all day with gold nails was an attention getter.  Big Daddy thought I should have went with hot red.