This was supposed to be the post where I tell you all about my wild and crazy adventures in Ban Chang. Instead, I get to write about jet lag and how bad it sucks. It Began On Thursday It all began on Thursday morning when I got in at 2 AM as predicted. We landed […]
My time in America is winding down. It’s my last full day here and considering I don’t land in Thailand till Wednesday I’m getting shit done. Plans For The Week For inquiring minds all this week will be preloaded. You also won’t get a load of interaction from me because my ass will be traveling […]
Well my time is winding down here in America. I’ll make a few observations about my time here. Political Correctness Is Killing America Let me be clear here. This is not about some bullshit about wishing someone a Merry Christmas or Happy Easter. It you want to say Merry Christmas no one really gives a […]
I am sure I had something poignant to write today but honestly I am stuffed from a huge prime rib. So forgiveness in advance if this one sucks. 19 Or 20 Months To stay focused on the prime rib I haven’t had one in 19 or 20 months. It’s a bitch to get in Thailand […]
I fully understand the desire to look forward to a next trip. What I don’t understand is the desire to be looking ahead to a trip that is months if not years out. Your Plans Will Go To Shit The first and most obvious is that mongers fail to realize is that their plans will […]
I am near enough or at a month in America. It has become readily apparent that this entire country has a giant stick up it’s ass. It’s Just Sex I have come to the conclusion baring me traveling to some other repressed place that Americans are so uptight about sex. There is some moral conviction […]
I am used to the civilized grocery shopping in Thailand. People are polite and wait their turn. Here in America? It’s a fucking nightmare where a bunch of assholes all trying to crowd in. I Don’t Like Shopping I will freely admit to not enjoy grocery shopping or any shopping for that matter. I view […]
I admit I was an amazon addict before I moved to Thailand. If I needed anything I generally bought it from Amazon. Hell, if the food service was available before I moved I would have used that too! Cheap Electronics People wrongly assume Thailand is cheap for electronics. Some are made there right? Wrong! Electronics […]
There are a few things I have missed in America. Easy access to Cheeze-It’s being the biggest. There are few other things such as easy access to allergy medicine without going to the damn hospital, bulk buys for stuff. You just can’t get that in Thailand. What I don’t miss, is all the rest. Politics […]
I am seriously spoiled by the bumgun that is ubiquitous in South East Asia. The thought of taking a shit here in the US has become one of dread for me because it’s just so inefficient. Instead of just spraying and drying you gotta spend time wiping and then things can get messy. What The […]
