I know it’s monger pic of the day today. Guess what? Not going to happen. I have been summoned to do some stuff for someone and I am now on a tight deadline. I swear to Buddha that I do more work now than I did back in the US. So retired my ass. Work? […]
Greetings from the new and for at least the next 12 months Monger Travels HQ. Moving Sucks Let me just say this now. Moving absolutely fucking sucks. I have moved my shit from DC, to Florida, one place in Thailand and now another place in Thailand. All in the span of 10 weeks or so. […]
Hello from the the Full Love Inn. Why am I writing you from a short time hotel? Because I had a sweet post ready to go and was about to hit schedule and power took a shit down the soi. Been out most of the day doing stuff for work purposes. This included trips to […]
No monger pic of the day. The place where I live has no power on my floor. Was told that electric man was coming at 11 this morning Pattaya time. To put that into perspective I was told this at 11:30. Suddenly became Noon. So not holding my breath. When I went to write this […]
It feels somewhat surreal writing those words – I live here. I am now officially an Pattaya Expat. Of course I’m in holiday mode but as I write this I’m settling down and skipping the endless boozing and whoring. Visa On Arrival I landed in BKK without issue. The Thai Elite Visa people were at […]
Heading into my final full week here in the United States. I have been dealing with the minor details. If it’s not one thing it’s another. Some good and some bad. Selling The Car I sold the monger mobile. I debated on doing a private sale but I am lazy and dealing with unwashed masses […]
One of the things I have discovered living with Mama Spanky is that I have spoken to her more without a filter. She gets a little bit more of me than she ever thought about. She is getting to see the real me. Women Of Dubious Virtues The moment I think it dawned on my […]
If you are thinking that this is going to about blowjobs I got bad news. No, I had a dental procedure, hence the oral fun. Swollen I write this with my jaw swelling and still leaking blood. It’s like going down on a girl while she’s on the rag. It’s not fun right now so […]
This is the last post from Monger Travels HQ. Until July 12th this will be written from Mama Spanky’s house in beautiful Florida. The journey has officially begun. Thousand Little Things This is actually my first full day of retirement. Sadly it won’t be a day of nothing. Instead its the last minute shit that […]
Sorry but I just got home after 12+ hours at work. Of those 12 hours 9 were fixing a server. Last thing I want to do is write something. Real life is a motherfucker sometimes. So today’s post is not happening. It’s Dead Jim This is for Mucho Gusto who loves my tales from the […]
