I am finally going to get to my story from last week. I really wasn’t beer for blowjobs, more like mixed drinks but the title sounded better.

Gogo Girls Are Leeches

First off, I should start by saying I’m known in several gogos. I know the staff in a few and I know where they hang out after their shifts are finished if they haven’t been barfined or head to Walking St to a disco for freelance work. So that said, they tend to say hello when I’m out drinking in the same bars they are.

The problem with gogo girls is they know they are hot. They are fucking leeches when it comes to trying to get you to buy them free drinks. I’m the king of no but persistence is a virtue with them. They will attempt to wear you down.

Seeing how I am the king of no, and knowing the girls get their commissions nightly I tell them to get bent politely.

So How Did You Succumb

It was fairly late in the evening and I was drunk but not incoherent. Call it pleasantly buzzed. That would be the best description I can give you for the state I was in. So instead of just being my usual asshole self, I was a bit more approachable.

Two girls came in after their shift and started the Spanky we want to drink but have no money. Of course, the answer was no. Then there was can we borrow the money to which I laughed in their face and went fuck no. I would never see it again and I know it.

Finally, we hit on a compromise. A two girl BJ in the backroom and I’ll pay for the drinks. There was some back in forth in Thai and the deal was struck.

2 Girls 1 Dick

With the bar, I was in I am VERY well known so when it went to do this the bathroom was out because who knows how long this would take plus I wanted some privacy. We adjourn to the backroom with a nod to the staff and away we go.

I’m a visual guy, I like to see some tits even though I have seen their tits. So I got them topless and I dropped my shorts and away we go to happy down. One would blow me while the other would lick my balls or play with them. They did some fake lesbian shit with titty licking which I appreciated from the visual perspective. I mean, it’s all about me right? Well them and the free drinks.

Finally, the moment of truth arrived and I am like going to spew. One took it in her mouth but sadly no swallowing. She went to the toilet that was near and spit it into the sink. I shortly followed and cleaned up little Spanky. They put their tops back on and headed out while I was doing this.

We met at the table and I was like order what you want on my bin.

Was It Worth It

In the end, it cost me the exact same as a BJ in a bar, 1000 Baht per because they drink cheap Thai whiskey. I was happy and got a tale out of it so it seemed fair.

Look, it’s not every day even in Pattaya where this wasn’t my first bar blowjob that this happens. It may seem slightly mundane but in the end, like I said I got a story out of it and it’s rather fun to get a blowjob in the middle of a busy bar.

Next time you get hit up for money or drinks, try the Spanky solution and suggest a blowjob for payment!

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